

Patrick's gonna say something wrong.” - Pat “ It's the ancient paper clip of holding.” - Pat “ I need to be tons more smart to be lying.” - Matt “ Eat a lot of dark and sometimes you have to vomit.” - Woolie “ You get too close to his face, and it's just gonna fuck your ass.The Ringed City is the final DLC pack for Dark Souls III – the award-winning, genre-defining, Golden Joystick Awards 2016 Game of the Year RPG. That being said, please don't cut my head off.” - Woolie “ Straight sword's the Ryu.” - Pat “ Patrick's getting excited. 'Trap hip-hop is hip-hop that has a dick'.” - Woolie “ To be fair, most male, all Souls games characters sound the same.” - Matt “ Some guy tweeted he was on vacation in Grenada and I was like, 'You're what?'.” - Woolie “ Isn't that cool looking?” - Pat “ Ehnn.” - Matt “ That's right Matt, it is.” - Pat “ I suggest a curved Wanted bullet, right down the graveyard, and when his hands are up, fuck the code.” - Woolie “ With the exception of Anor Londo, is that ever not an applicable statement? What a pretty shit-hole.” - Woolie “ That's what I'm gonna name my pornography.” - Pat “ The EMTs say they found this one doing Devil May Cry combos with an EpiPen on the other one.” - Woolie “ If you ever cut my head off, please use it as a shield.

I'm kinda missing stuff, but it's fine.” - Woolie “ You're not missing anything all that awesome right now.” - Matt “ Yeah, I know.” - Woolie “ Oh shit! Look how awesome that is!” - Matt “ Oh my god, this is part of Lothric Castle.” - Pat “ Oh god, stop! You're wrong, I'm sure!” - Matt “ We call that one, two piece and a biscuit.
